Sunday, July 5, 2009

Dod Sno a.k.a. Dead Snow (2009)



Zombie films are always fun horror movies to watch in my book and they can go one of two ways: serious and bleak or campy and full of dark humor. Dead Snow chose the latter. In the same vein as Shaun of the Dead, the Norwegian production Dead Snow takes a turn for the better and director Tommy Wirkola (Kill Buljo:The Movie) has taken the zombie film and has reanimated the subject matter with the Nazis. Yes, Nazis.

A handful of medical students decide to go to their friend to his girlfriend's cabin up in the mountains to go skiing. Well, when they get there Vegard's (Lasse Valdal) girlfriend is not there. After a night spent there, the Vegard rides off on the snowmobile to go looking for her. The rest of the crew chill out at the cabin that is little more than a wooden shack with a woodstove to warm themselves and get drunk. During this partying, a random guy shows up to warn them that during WW2 the Nazis occupied this very spot when there was a village there and treated the townsfolk like total shit. The villagers then decided to arm themselves with any weapon they could find and all 3,000 of them slaughtered the Nazi soldiers. The story goes that all those soldiers were buried throughout the mountain and the old guy warns them that they should really just leave. Thinking its all an elaborate joke, the med students ignore him, but not before accidentilly finding the treasure under the floorboards of the shack. Soon thereafter, the zombies start attacking the students and tearing them apart.

The film is ultra-violent, gory and had some very humorous and creative kills in it. I loved this film and think that it is one of the funnest films I have seen this year. The film has some fantastically gruesome dimemberments in it and the gore effects looked magnificent. There is some CGI in the film, but a large amount of the gore is organic in nature and done very well.

The women in the film easy on the eyes and throughout Dead Snow there were horror references to some pretty classic horror films. One of the medical students is a horror film buff and is wearing a Braindead a.k.a. Dead Alive t-shirt. Some of the other horror film references mentioned were the films Friday the 13th, The Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, April Fool's Day, and The Terminator. The zombies emerging from the snow was highly reminiscent of Jean Rollin's Zombie Lake and I am sure the director was partly inspired by that film when making Dead Snow.

The only gripe or complaint purists to the zombie movie genre may have is that these are the track-lete type of zombies. They run very fast and tackle their victims like they were football linemen. I felt that having quick and aggressive zombies makes for a much faster-paced and exciting film, which Dead Snow was. If one misses out on Dead Snow, they will be missing out on one of the better horror films of the summer. The version of the film I watched was the one that Asian Cult Cinema released through Viral Books, and is a bare-bones dvd with no extras or anything. It was subtitled in English and the audio was Norwegian. Even though I bought this version of the film I will probably be picking up the dvd again when it comes to DVD or Bluray in the U.S. which I hope will have some interesting extras loaded on it.

Here is a link where one can purchase the dvd:

Dead Snow at Asian Cult Cinema

Horror Society presents Summer Slaughter


Check out the Summer Slaughter film fest that I will be hosting with Horror Society, Chicago's voice for independent horror, a website that I write for now and then. I may even be dressed up and part of the festivities as a serial killer. It's not much of a stretch for me as far as role's go.

Click on the link below for the details.

Summer Slaughter

PLAGUE DAY @ Bristol Renaissance Faire 8/15

My friend, Kitty Zombie, posted this on his Facebook profile. I will be going to this and it should be loads of fun!

PLAGUE DAY at the Bristol Renaissance Faire August 15

BRAVE KNIGHTS, FAIR MAIDENS, BAWDY WENCHES AND HUNGRY CORPSES!

Chicago's favorite zombie Kitty invites you to travel back to Ye Good Olde Days at the Bristol Renaissance Faire for PLAGUE DAY this August 15th. What is Plague Day? ZOMBIES AT THE FAIRE! Bristol has opened its oaken gates to Chicago/Milwaukee's zombie citizens, offering a VERY special zombies-only discount, and sectioning off the Cotwolds Commons area exclusively for the undead! Ther'll be prizes, contests, raffles, activities and more! Also known as The Glade, the Commons will be appropriately decorated with a medieval (med-evil?) zombie theme to give it that freshly-dug-grave feeling. So come out to the Faire, grab a pint, eat a wench and enjoy the simple undead pleasures of a bygone age!

Although it should go without saying, we want to see period costume zombies - no Armani Zombies!

For full details, tickets and information, go to http://www.facebook.com/l/;http://www.plagueday.com!

Brought to you by Kitty Zombie and http://www.facebook.com/l/;DarkChicago.com

La Horde teaser trailer

This film looks like it will be good. I can't say enough good things about the horror films the French are making these days.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)


I arrived at the theater about 45 minutes before showtime, anticipating a large turnout and my assumptions were proved to be dead-on. The IMAX screening of director Michael Bay’s big-budgeted CGI sequel to the first Transformers had a large crowd already seated in the movie theater and I scrambled to get a decent seat. The first Transformers was not that great of a film, so I didn’t have very high expectations for the sequel. The only redeeming value the first one had was Megan Fox in some scantily clad scenes that made for good eye-candy. Revenge of the Fallen was just some more of the same, except longer in duration.

Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) goes off to college and leaves behind Mikaela Banes (Megan Fox) and Bumblebee, but the Decepticons are continuing to wreak havoc on the Earth, leading to the government creating a special military team comprised of soldiers, high-tech weaponry, and a few Autobots. Along with Bumblebee, Optimus Prime is back and a few other Transformers, including Jetfire, Mudflap, Ironhide, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Arcee, Megatron, Fallen, Starscream, Soundwave, Devastator, Wheelie, Skids, Wheelbot, and Skipjack. Sam finds a shard from the ancient cube and just by touching it obtains all the knowledge and secrets to the origins of the Transformers. The plot of the film was fairly ridiculous, even for a Transformers film. I guess I should have expected it though. The film’s camera work and edits were so quick and frenetic that I did not know what Transformer was who due to so many edits. There were far too many scenes of action and scene-after-scene of the robots transforming that it really was hard to distinguish what Transformer was which one, or even who was talking.

The CGI was cool to look at, but in actuality, the film just was so much sensory overload and at around 80 minutes or so into the 150 minute film, one just loses interest. I felt that the peak of the film came far too early in the script and just led to the film ending on a very lackluster note. The film was way too long as well. It could have been far shorter and been a more effective film. Putting aside the battles in the film, the viewer gets to see Megan Fox running around with quite a few camera shots to her cleavage, and really nothing more. The addition of having some comedic elements thrown in with the gangster-personalities that two of the new Autobots possessed really just cheapened the whole film. There was not that much in the film that impressed me. It was a big pile of eye-candy and special effects and really nothing more. There was no substance to the film, but I really was not expecting there to be much anyways.

The high-point for me in this film was the performance that Rainn Wilson gave as Professor Colan. Wilson gave the funniest performance in the film as Sam Witwicky’s college professor and was in the film for about 5 minutes. I also felt that the performances that Kevin Dunn and Julie White gave as Mr. and Mrs. Witwicky were very memorable and quite humorous. The plot of the film takes us to Egypt at one point and there is another battle in the sand between the military, Autobots, and Decepticons that reminded me of the battle in the desert in the first Transformers. The opening scene of the film was probably my favorite action sequence in the whole film and I believe it raised the bar quite high for the level of action that viewers were expecting to see throughout the film, so that by halfway through the film one begins to wonder why the best action sequences were in the beginning of the film and not at the films’ conclusion.


All in all, if you are a big fan of the original Transformers cartoons and comics, this film probably will disappoint you. The makeovers that Bay has given the Transformers made them look pretty stupid in my book and I still prefer the original cartoons over the modern remake. I have never really been a huge fan of Michael Bay films and this film falls into that category. A big budget does not always mean that the film will be any good. The box-office sales seem to reflect otherwise, as it is doing phenomenally well, but Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen just fell completely flat in my book.

2/10

Simon Says (2006)

Simon Says (2006)

The Film:

Simon Says is the story of the ever-so-cliche group of horny teenagers going off into the woods for a little bit of camping, smoking pot, drinking alcohol, and “hooking-up” until they run into the psychotic wack-job that starts picking them off, one-by-one, until everyone dies a grisly death. But there is more to this “Don't Go in the Woods”/”Wrong Turn/”Friday the 13th”-style slaughter-fest because Crispin Glover (River's Edge, Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter) is in this film and he has a knack for playing some truly twisted characters and this performance is several notches above the rest of them, folks!

William Dear (Harry & the Hendersons, Northville Cemetary Massacre) has directed and written a film that is B-grade as far as budgets go, but a fun gore-filled blood-soaked ride that had believable characters and an extremely high body-count with some very fun deaths. After all, a film that has a demented maniac running around taking victims down left and right should have some serious gore and carnage, both of which Simon Says certainly does not lack either of. Aside from a eerily spectacular acting job by Glover, the film is filled with some mystery and a plot that all falls into place at its conclusion. Throw in a dose of hot girls that show some skin, you have a recipe for a solid slasher film that has just the right mixture of body parts, blood, and babes.

Simon and Stanley, two twins that look exactly the same but one is mildly if not majorly retarded, are out camping with their mother and father and an “accident” occurs involving one twin smashing the other twins head into a pulp with a large rock while high as a kite, then continuing on slaughtering the rest of his family. Fast-forward into present day where are group of eager suburban campers roll up in their peace-loving hippie VW van smoking dope all the way to the campgrounds, asking the locals where to camp and are warned about the history of the woods. But of course these kids do not take heed to this warning and continue on, happening to camp at the exact site where the murders occurred.

This film was so enjoyable for me because Glover plays a great character that is truly disturbed and psychotic. I sometimes wonder if Glover has a twinge of that psychosis in himself because he always portrays characters that just seem so damn real. Aside from Glover's performance, we had some great scenes of violence, some crude jokes and humor, and pretty good chemistry between Kate (Margo Harshman, Sorority Row), Zack (Greg Cipes, Club Dread), Vicky (Carrie Finklea, Elephant), Ashley (Kelly Vitz, Nancy Drew), and Riff (Artie Baxter, Gridiron Gang). The aforementioned characters all come with the typical stereotypes to make some funny banter between each other: the jock, the slut, the pothead, the high-maintenance and innocent “princess”, and the uber-hot, responsible, well-rounded gal that you know will make it to the end because she is the only one with half a clue. Simon Says is a slasher film at heart that does not disappoint with the amount of victims slashed and hacked to death. The film delivers on every level I expected from it, which may have not been too much for what I was watching, but lots of fun none-the-less.

3.5/5

The DVD:

Audio/Video:
The audio in the movie was very crisp and clear, every bone crushed, flesh ripped, and organs slashed sounded excellent on this dvd. The video of the film was very good with vibrant reds and looked very sharp. The movie was filmed in 24p HD and it really looks like it was made with 35 mm film. Great looking film for such a low budget.

Extras:

Director's Commentary:
Commentary with director William Dear and 2nd unit director Oliver Dear. The commentary was so-so, only having the director and 2nd unit director speaking is a fairly one-sided commentary and I usually enjoy it more if there is an actor or actress on hand to shed a different light on the whole film. It was not one of the more interesting commentaries that I have heard and was slightly bored during it, but there were highs and lows throughout it. I did find it interesting to hear that Bruce Glover, Crispin Glover's father, was in the film for a short period of time as Crispin's characters father. I was very interested to hear the parts about Glover's methods and acting.

Behind the Scenes:
Simon says Chopped, Chiseled, and Charred: Behind the Scenes was a decent segment that has director William Dear, Bryan Greenberg-Director of Photography, 2nd Unit Director/Production Designer Oliver Dear actors Crispin Glover,Greg Cipes, Artie Baxter, and actresses Margo Hashman, Kelly Vitz, and Carrie Finklea all talking about various scenes in the film and what their methods were for getting key scenes shot. All aspects of the film were discussed and this portion of the extras was by far the coolest offered on the dvd. This runs for almost 15 minutes.

Storyboard Comparisons:
This portion takes five of the more gorier kill-scenes and does a storyboard comparison. It runs around 5 minutes.

Stills Gallery:
Stills from movie and a few behind the scenes shots.

2.5/5

Conclusion:

The film was a roller-coaster slasher ride that I was happy to have gotten on. I highly recommend seeing Simon Says for some low-budget slasher-fare that really looks big-budget on the screen. One of actor Crispin Glover's finer performances and breathes new life into the slasher film genre.

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)


Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

The Film:

There are so many movies that are based off of video games and most of them suck. This film is just like most of them- it sucks. I guess I should not be too critical of a film that is based off of a video game and is not supposed to be a particularly smart or intelligent film with high caliber acting, but this film really was a stinker. The films only saving grace is that Kristin Kreuk is in the film and she is pretty hot, which is the only thing in this film which was hot, for the movie was not.

Based off of the popular video game of the same name, this film focuses on the video game character Chun-Li, growing up playing piano and learning wu-shu martial arts from her very-skilled father. Her father is a very well-connected business man and the family moves from San Francisco to Hong-Kong. Once in Hong Kong, her father Xiang (Edmund Chen) is abducted and imprisoned by Bison (Neal McDonough) who uses him for his ruthless quest to take over a Bangkok slum and turn it into a beautiful rich and posh city. In the process, all the residents are kicked out of the slum with no pot to piss in. Chun-Li grows up and is now pretty skilled in Martial Arts and after her mother dies, decides to pack up and just go to Bangkok after receiving an old Asian scroll written in an ancient language. She is told by a shop owner that it is telling her to go to Bangkok, which she does. There she meets up with Gen (Robin Shou) where he trains her to become an even better fighter and together they go after Bison and take him down.

Director Andrzej Bartkowiak (Doom, Romeo Must Die) has been making films that mostly are action-oriented and this is another one of those. The film was nothing to write home about. Michael Clark Duncan plays Balrog, Bison's right-arm thug, and gave a believable performance that any huge muscle-bound man would need to play a mindless brute. Chris Klein plays the character of Charlie Nash and had some really ridiculous and boneheaded lines of dialogue that I just didn't buy. The only saving grace that the film had was some very beautiful cinematography of Bangkok, Thailand and had some beautiful actresses, Kristin Kreuk and Moon Bloodgood (Det. Maya Sunee). The fight scenes in the film were pretty average and nothing special. The whole film was really nothing special, in fact. Robin Shou plays Gen, the sort of arch enemy of Bison who had been part of his evil empire, and you may recognize him as playing the lead character in Mortal Kombat. I do think that Neal McDonough always will be a great villain just because he was such a perfect jerk in Walking Tall playing opposite Dwayne Johnson.

I found it interesting that the film was cast with some really good Asian actors and actresses that were in some much better films than this one. Pei-pei Cheng played the store owner that tells Chun-Li what the scroll says and you may recognize her from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon or the terrific kung-fu flick Wing Chun. Edmund Chen is in this film as well and is a very popular actor in Singapore, who really knows his Martial Arts and was the only shining point in the whole film. The Legend of Chun-Li is definitely not the worst film I have ever seen, but it is definitely around that ballpark, sitting at its doors and pounding to be let in.

The DVD:

Audio/Video:
The sound for the film was good and on-par with most movies quality standards. It was very clear, not muddled. The picture quality was very good and looked great when the camera shot the very scenic scenes in Bangkok overlooking the city in its 2.35:1 ratio and 35 mm (anamorphic) film format.

Extras:

The film had a fair amount of extras on it.

Audio Commentary:

There is an audio commentary that includes comments by actors Neal McDonough and Chris Klein and producers Patrick Aiello and Ashok Amritraj, but these commentaries are only for the Unrated Version, as the dvd gives one the option to watch the Unrated or Theatrical Version. I watched and reviewed the Unrated Version.

Deleted Scenes:

There are deleted scenes on the disc ass well, none of them which really took or added to the film. One of the scenes that was deleted had made a scene later in the movie make more sense though. But, hey, the movie was pretty awful so it doesn't really matter. None of the scenes deleted contained any action or fighting.

Marvel Vs. Capcom Sneak Peek:
This was just a commercial for the video game accompanied by some really cheesy music that had me cracking up.

Becoming a Street Fighter:

This featurette included comments by the producers, actors/actresses, and writers. It goes a bit into how the film came to be and shows some scenes from the video game and artwork of the characters to give you a little bit of background information. It was cool watching the martial arts training and the stunt scenes performed with the Hong-Kong fighting team. It runs almost 18 minutes long.

Chun-Li: Bringing the Legend to Life:

This featurette focuses on Chun-Li, just as the title suggests. More comments by actors, actresses, and the rest of the filmmakers. It was interesting to see all the exercises and training that they had to learn to make the Martial Arts scenes look effective. Its about 6 ½ minutes long.

Fox Movie Channel Presents Making a Scene:

This featurette is just more of the same from the two previous featurettes, but went into specifics and has Dion Lam, the action director on hand to talk about a fight scene that takes place in the alley. It picks a bunch of scenes and goes into how the filmmmakers chose to shoot one particular scene and why. It is about 9 minutes long.

Recreating the Game: Arcade to Film Comparisons:

This portion makes comparisons from the arcade game and the actual actors and actresses in photo stills. You navigate through the shots via your players remote.

The Fight in Black and White: Storyboard Gallery:

This was pretty cool as it showed the storyboard artwork. They had really good artists doing the boards.

Behind the Fight: Production Gallery:
Just a bunch of stills from the movie of the actors and actresses.

Trailers:

A few upcoming movie trailers.

Conclusion:

I would hope that anyone who watches this film really is not expecting it to be a masterpiece, or just loves to see Kristin Kreuk on the screen, for that is really all that was worth watching this film for. As for Martial Arts mayhem, this film is not one of the better ones that I have seen, if not one of the worst. I could easily have found another way to amuse myself for the 90 minutes or so this movie's length was.

The Betrayed (2009)


The Betrayed (2009)


The Film:

The Betrayed, directed and written by Amanda Gusack, is the story of a mother, Jamie Taylor, played by Melissa George (30 Days of Night, The Amityville Horror, Dark City) and her son Michael (Connor Christopher Levins) that are involved in a car accident but when Jaimie wakes up, she is lying on a cold, wet concrete floor in a bare room. There is nothing in this room but a shower head in the ceiling and a grate for the water to run down into. She soon realizes that she has been taken prisoner and must do whatever it takes to keep her and her son safe. Her captor who is masked most of the film is played by Oded Fehr (Resident Evil).

The film really has one of those made-for-tv looks to it, with a seemingly smaller budget, and only one shooting location throughout the whole film: the shower room where Jaimie is locked up in and the hallway with another door that we are led to believe her son is locked up in. The film's focus is on the psychological terror that plays upon Melissa George's character, not knowing if her and her son will make it out of this predicament alive. The film tried to steadily build up the suspense and engage the viewer into becoming curious as to how this little thriller would end up playing itself out.

Quite frankly, the film just missed its mark. The scenes of Melissa George getting fed dog food one day with the option of drinking the water that was escaping from the leaky pipes in her prison and the next day getting some real food and a bottle of water just made the captors seem like softies. Granted, turning on a cold shower periodically may prove to be tiresome, annoying, and outright uncomfortable, but a film that starts off with a girl lying alone in an empty concrete room led me to believe that I may have popped in a Saw-ripoff or something and not a mild-mannered psychological television movie-of-the-week thriller that was not too thrilling, to say the least.

I loved Melissa George in 30 Days of Night and her performance in The Betrayed was believable, but the whole film just kept me barely interested in the outcome of the characters. I just didn't really care whether Jaimie (Melissa George) or her son were killed by the bad guys or not. The story did not evoke any emotion from the viewer and left me feeling as though I had just popped open an unopened can of pop to find out that it had a leak in it and had already gone completely flat. The film left me feeling unsatisfied and scenes were teetering on utter boredom. It felt more like a play than a movie, having only one room for every scene minus flashback scenes and the opening shot of the car accident right at the beginning of the film. The film only had a budget of several million and it truly shows and with an average story and not too much panache, I simply just can't recommend this film to anyone unless there only other option is watching some infomercials, which sometimes can be quite amusing if one is in the right frame of mind.

1/5

The DVD:

Audio/Video:
The sound quality was acceptable, but at times I had to raise my volume to hear some of the dialogue, as this film is not a very loud one. The quality of the picture looked decent and had a slight grayish tinge to the coloring, giving the whole picture a “gray” look at times.

Extras:
This was a studio screener and did not have any extras whatsoever.

1/5

Conclusion:

There are so many thrillers out there that achieve so much more than this film tries to achieve. Go find one of them and skipping The Betrayed would be in your best interest. The thrill in thriller has been removed and you have a lackluster attempt at making a smaller-budgeted film with a pretty dull story and not too much to offer for the viewer.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Until the Light Takes Us coming to Chicago!


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On July 25th at 8:00 p.m. the Gene Siskel Film Center in Chicago will be showing Until the Light Takes Us. Directors Aaron Aites and Audrey Ewell will be in attendance as well! Tickets are about $9 apiece + all the bullshit service charges and are available via Ticketmaster. I highly recommend buying tickets in advance, as this screening very may well sell-out. I have already purchased mine and will be in attendance that night.


Synopsis:

Until the Light Takes Us is a feature length documentary about a music genre known as black metal. Comprised of metal musicians, murderers, church-burners, and suicide victims, this previously underground scene is known today in equal parts as being an ideological movement, an anti-commercial music scene, an art movement, and a terrorist movement who terrorized Norway’s Christian population. It is as successful today as it is infamous. The film examines the birth and explosive arc of Black Metal, from the perspective of the musicians: young men who tried to change the world using music and symbolic acts of violence.

In 1991, Norwegian churches started to burn. At the same time, a small underground scene of anti-consumerist metal musicians was forming. While reporters and police scrambled for answers, more and more churches went up in flames. They had no leads until Varg Vikernes, one of the leaders of the underground scene, took credit. He was held for questioning long enough for the media to run with a largely fabricated story. Spurred on by sensationalistic media reports of Satanic rituals, abductions and sacrifices, young men began taking cues as to what they should be doing, creating an escalating cycle of fiction creating reality. Black metal, or rather the sensationalized version of it, grew in popularity until it was available in record stores world-wide and was profiled in every major music publication, from Spin to Rolling Stone to Vice, even serving as the inspiration for popular animated shows in the U.S. Successful visual artists such as Harmony Korine and Bjarne Melgaard are now recontextualizing black metal as contemporary art in international exhibitions.

Black metal was created by three men: one was murdered, one’s in jail for murder and arson, and one continues to release albums in the genre they created. Part modern art movement, part terrorist movement, part rock scene, Until the Light Takes Us explores the brutal history of Norway’s chief musical export and the world of its creators. Far from being a rockumentary however, the film is instead contemplative in its examination of the impact the riotous history and misperceptions have had on its creators.

FIELD PICTURES

IN ASSOCIATION WITH

ARTISTS PUBLIC DOMAIN

and


THE GROUP ENTERTAINMENT

Presents

UNTIL THE LIGHT TAKES US

Directed by

Aaron Aites

Audrey Ewell

Running Time: 93 minutes

Represented by

The Film Sales Company – Andrew Herwitz

Copyright 2008 Until the Light Productions, LLC


Tuesday, June 23, 2009

SHU-IZMZ on Metal Monday with Annie Christ!

Varg Vikernes (left) and actor Basil Rathbone (right)

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Anyone that truly knows me should know that after my passion for films and movies, my next great passion is books and music. I pretty enjoy the refined couch-potato activities. Well, via my SHU-IZMZ twitter updates, I was contacted by Annie Christ and called in to her blog radio show and we had talked about the upcoming Lords of Chaos film, starring Jackson Rathbone (Twilight) who will be portraying Varg Vikernes a.k.a. Count Grishnackh, and its effects on pop-culture and fans of Black Metal. So if you enjoy reading my reviews and news blurbs I post every so often, why not listen to me run my mouth off on subjects that I may or may not know a bit about. If anything, it gives you something to do for 30 minutes! I plan on being the film critic for the show, so anything is possible.

Here is the link to Annie Christ's radio show and my first appearance:
Metal Monday with Annie Christ

Sunday, June 21, 2009

INTERVIEW: Director John Pata (BETTER OFF UNDEAD)



John Pata is a brilliant director, writer, and producer of Independent Horror Films and a close personal friend of mine. He has let me sleep on his couch, eat his food, shit in his toilet and now he has granted me an interview that I have waited for longer than anyone could ever have imagined. (cue drumroll....) The wait was well worth it, as John Pata has gone into great detail in every question that he has answered. Hope all my readers enjoy this epic interview!




Who are your influences, director-wise, in the genre of horror or non-horror?


Well, there is only one way not to sound cliche here, and that is not to name drop all the typical influential horror directors. So I won't. But yeah, all the typical directors, for sure. Probably two directors that top my list are Lloyd Kaufman and Robert Rodriquez. Both are such DIY, independent directors who have really established their own way of filmmaking. Lloyd's attitude, perseverance and integrity are extremely encouraging. Having watched all his films and making-ofs, reading all his books and seeing him many times at conventions, he continues to inspire me. Meeting him in 2006 is what finally pushed me to write Better Off Undead. At the end of the credits there is a personal thank you to Lloyd.

As for Rodriquez, fuck, is there a better example of a director who does what he wants and how he wants to? He doesn't film in LA or NYC, pretty much Austin or Mexico. There is so much about that man that I completely respect and admire. On many of his films he is pretty much a one man show. He writes, directs, edits, operates the camera, scores the film and films in his home town. He does all his post-production in his garage for fuck sake. The way I made BOU is like how he makes his films. Except for he is far more talented. And rich. And makes better films. With bigger budgets. And is extremely innovative. Fuck, okay, so I am nothing like him. Dammit.

When did you first start getting into horror movies, watching them and/or directing them?
Watching them, seriously as long as I can remember. I have a brother that is seven years older, so he was in middle school and would have friends sleep over and I remember watching horror movies with them. When I was probably 8 or 9, I was in a Blockbuster with my dad and he came up to me and said, "John, you like horror movies, have you seen this one?" He held up a VHS, I responded no, which he then went to the counter and talked to employee into selling him that movie, which was Night of the Living Dead. He said if I liked horror I had to see that one. Aside from NOTLD I pretty much saw the more mainstream horror when I was younger. Then my life changed when I was 10. My best friend Sam and I rented The Evil Dead based on a recommendation from the video store clerk. Holy. Fuck. I was blown away. It was that point that I wanted to watch all horror, no-budget or big-budget. It didn't matter. If it was horror, I wanted to see it. No film to this day has had an impact on me like The Evil Dead.

As for "directing", I started making backyard movies with Sam and our friend Eric when I was in middle school. Night of the Living Seizure People was our first one, then the next day we made Dance Party Slaughter. They were spur-of-the-moment, complete improv movies. A couple followed, Jaws 1999, which was half live action/stop motion with a toy shark. Our culmination of backyard cinema was Night of the Living Seizure People II: Shake, Rattle and Die. Better Off Undead was my official first time directing a horror film.


How long did it take you to write a fleshed-out script or screenplay for Better Off Undead?

2 and a half months is probably a reasonable answer. I started writing it in my Northern Renaissance Art History class. I had that class Tuesday and Thursday, and every day I would write the script in my notebook instead of taking notes. I would say 60% of the script was written then. I would write out scenes that came to mind, or bits of dialog. I didn't exactly have the context of it all, just the subject matter. Once I filled up the notebook, I would spend my Friday and Saturday nights in the 24 hour computer lab on campus typing it out. This is where everything was pieced together. I was taking the individual scenes or chunks of dialog and try to figure out how to have them fit.

Where did you come up with the ideas for Better Off Undead?
Well, a lot of the dialog was either conversations I had before, or have been thinking about. For example, Jordan Brown and I did set up a bet about ejaculating four times in an hour. I was a senior in high school and he was a junior. For the record, I was saying he could NOT get off four times. We had everything worked out, what the rules/guidelines were, and so on. He was adamant he could do it, yet he never put his money where his mouth was.

When I was younger I used to get so upset at the end of A New Hope because Chewy never got a medal. I'm pretty sure I expected it to happen one of those times, sadly I was disappointed every time.

I did find my dad's porn when I was 14. I didn't jack off to it, but I did think about how weird it was to hold the vary magazines that my dad jerked off to.

For most of the dialog, I thought about who was going to play the characters. I pretty much knew who was going to play who, and I knew no one had an experience, so I wanted the dialog to be as natural for them as possible. I was fearful of clunky, uncomfortable and awkward dialog. In turn, I wrote like we talk.

There was no doubt in my mind that whiskey was going to be included. The cast and crew of BOU are my close friends, and we spent a lot of time watching horror films and drinking whiskey. We watched all kinds of horror, but we particularly liked zombies films. It was only appropriate to write a zombie script and include whiskey.

Anytime I was coming up with ideas about gore/action, I thought about what we had available and what we could afford. The budget came straight out of my pocket, so I knew it wasn't going to be much. I came up with a mental list of what I knew we couldn't pull off: fire/explosions, gun shots, etc. and in turn came up with a list of what I thought we could pull off. I figured I could make some shitty squibs at the time, so guns were out of the question. I figured hitting someone with an axe and baseball were much easier than shooting someone. We used a real axe and bat as much as possible, but when someone got it, the fake weapons were used. I made the fake weapons out of Styrofoam.

Were there any scenes shot that seemed like they would look better than they did once you reviewed them on film?

There's a couple, mainly when the characters make their way through the comic book shop. The audio is kind of rough there, mainly because we didn't figure out we had a mic cord long enough to make a boom mic. But the scene I was hoping would be better than it is takes place after the main characters have their first run in with a zombie. They are walking down the street and talking about what happened and what to do. I had this idea it would look really impressive to do as one long tracking shot, no cuts and no different angles. Well, I fucked that one up. First off, the shot is over exposed which bugs the fuck out of me. Second, we didn't have a steadycam so the camera bounces a little more than I'd like. Also, we had some issues with the audio, and while the deliveries were good, there is some dialog that gets missed because it's a little quiet. We should have broke it up considering there is a lot of dialog there. I toyed with cutting that scene all together, but decided against it because cutting that scene would mean cutting out parts later that reference it. Oh well, fuck it. We learned from it, and that's all that matters.

Something similar is jokes I thought would get more laughs than they did. But comedy is difficult, because it all depends on the viewer and their sense of humor. I like paying attention during screenings to see what gets the most laughs. BOU showed at the CryptiCon 2008 Film Fest in Minneapolis, and in that screening there were laughs I haven't heard before. That was an incredible feeling.

Here's a quick story about jokes falling flat (Quick? Who am I kidding? Look at how fucking wordy this whole thing is). From the get go, I was nervous about the humor. I was nervous the humor might not come across, and I feel the film relies on the humor to set it apart. Once I had the film finished, I held a "private screening" for the everyone who worked on the film, the bands and close friends and family. I bought a bunch of food and beer for everyone, which was about 40 people total. And this was going to be the first time any of them saw any of the film. I decided to have a little fun, and cut together a "different" version of the film, which is on the DVD, Better Off Gay. For those that haven't seen it, I re-cut a scene and dubbed most of the dialog. So now the scene plays as two characters making an agreement to trade hand jobs for blow jobs. No one knew I was going to do this. So I gave a quick spiel and started the film, which was Better Off Gay. Everyone laughed and once it was over we really watched BOU. There was hardly any laughs. It was fucking quiet. Dale, Drew and Brown (the main cast) laughed at each other, but that seemed like that was it. Halfway through I felt like we completely failed. I just sat by the beer and started slamming them down. I was so down. I felt so fucking shitty and was in a position where I didn't know what to do. The next day we recorded the commentaries and I felt a little better. I was talking with Dale about it, and he said he really thinks showing Better Off Gay killed it. Even though everyone laughed, he thought everyone was so excited that the little tease but a dampen on the excitement. Regardless, let's just say I was very relieved when we had the public premiere with two sold out screenings, over 500 people total, and the laughter took over the theater.

What type of camera did you use to film Better Off Undead?

Whoa boy, time to get technical. We used a Panasonic AG-DVC30P, which is a 3CCD using digital format with a external RODE NTG-2 mic. This is the camera our DP, Colin, had so it's the camera we used. Not only did we use the camera for filming, but was used to record all the sound effects and music.

You said the film cost around $700 to make. Where did most of the money go into?

Looking back, I sometimes ask myself that question. After seeing the film I occasionally think 700 bucks sounds like more than it looks. The majority of the budget, which came straight out of my pocket, probably went to video tapes and corn syrup. I provided food when we'd film, but it was always really shitty; pretty much sandwiches made of bread, meat and cheese and potato chips. I fair amount of money went to props. We went with pretty basic make-up, so not much money there. To be completely honest, the money didn't go to the special effects, that was pretty much the cheapest part. I handled the special effects, and tried to figure everything out the cheapest way possible. I used some latex, which I got a small bottle from a hobby store for 6 bucks. All the intestines were made from pantyhose stuffed with cotton, so that was extremely cheap. Anything you see a zombie actually chewing on something, or biting into something, it's a loaf of Italian bread covered in fake blood. The loaves of bread were only 99 cents each. The body casts were made from packaging tape, which my mom got for free from work. So to answer that question, I have no fucking clue. I might have to pull out all the receipts and take another look.

What part of the whole filmmaking process was your favorite?

It's so fucking difficult to pick a favorite, here's why I: each step of the process is fucking exciting. I know it's probably cliche and generic to say, but fuck it. It's true. When all is said and done, I really like post-production, that's really when everything comes to life. Especially on BOU. Keep in mind, this was our first time doing anything like this, so we had no fucking clue what we were actually doing. I thought about it a lot, and prepared as much as possible, but during filming I wasn't sure if anything would be usable. Then came post-production, and I realized that we actually did kind of know what were doing. So that was really exciting for me. Plus, I seriously fucking love editing. Before BOU, my only editing was done VCR-to-VCR. In high school I made a film for a class, and got to use the AV room where they had editing equipment for VHS tapes. Then BOU was finished filming and it was my turn to learn editing on a computer. Colin (the DP) had a computer with Adobe Premiere so that's what we used. Colin cut together a few small scenes, just to show me how to do it. All in all, he showed me the program for about 3 hours, and then I took over. I went editing crazy. The first day I edited I worked for 27 hours. I probably spent close to 200 hours editing, and that was just for the visuals. We recorded every sound effect you hear, and that was fucking awesome. Especially creating all their gore sound effects. A lot of work went into the sounds. For example, there is a head crush in the film which the sound of that is comprised of 11 different sounds.

Your least favorite?

Getting everything together.

As a filmmaker, do you prefer to run the whole show and not deviate from your plan, or do you take advice or suggestions from your peers in a teamwork kind of way?

I definitely took ideas from others. Sometimes the ideas were great, and worked out. Other times I didn't care of them, so they were scraped. It think it important to listen to other people's thoughts, because one person can't think of everything. There were times someone suggested something to complement what was written in the script and I was dumbfounded I didn't think of that. Sometimes the suggestions were so obvious, but there was so much going on I didn't think of it. At the same time, I think you do have to be strict and stern sometimes. One suggestion can quickly turn into everyone suggesting tons of ideas, and it gets out of control quickly.

One thing that was important to me was for the dialogue to seem as natural as possible. For all my scripts, I tell the actors that the words on the page are essentially a foundation. Those are my words, the way I speak. Not everyone speaks the same way as I do. I always tell them if they can say the same thing but in different words, and it is more natural for them, do it.


Drew's roommate (the one he got to suck face with during the dream sequence) is pretty attractive. Do you see yourself using her in any more productions as some nice eye-candy? (hint hint: nude scene!)
Well, she now lives in Louisiana, so we would have to have a pretty good budget to fly her up here. But I would like to see what else she could do. Some people don't pick up on this, but she is in the dream sequence and the roommate that got bit. In the dream sequence you don't really see her face much, so I can see why people would not catch that. She was pretty nervous about her dialog, so I kept trying to calm her down. When the day of filming came, we rehearsed once and she fucking nailed it. After the first rehearsal, I was like, "Fuck it, let's start rolling." I thought she did great and would like to see what else she could do.

And I am going to say something here that you, and others, might not like. I know it's not very "horror" to do, but I don't have any intentions of having nude scenes. Well, at least nude scenes of females. Bring on the dick! There needs to be more dick shown in films. Don't get me wrong here, I love tits as much as the next guy, but dick needs some love too. However, there has been a fair share of appearances by dicks in films lately, especially in comedies. But not enough. There's never enough dick.

Do any of the actors have any prior acting experience?

No, not really. Jordan (Evan) Brown had done a little acting in some shorts our friend made. But those were made pretty much on the spot. No one that worked on the film, cast or crew, had ANY formal experience/education.

John, did you come up with the dream sequence? ( I really liked that part and was sorta surprised that he was just dreaming)

Why do you even ask that question? Do you doubt my ability to write such an awesome scene? I am offended. Fuck yeah I wrote that shit.

Okay, truth is that Drew (Marcus) came up with it. Well, actually he HAD that dream. I was writing BOU and he told me about this dream he had and asked if there was anyway I could write it in. I found the spot and wrote it into the script. I am so happy he shared that dream with me.

Will you be working on any new films in the near future??
Oh man, do I have some projects. Where do I start. Well, last summer I began working on Among The Dead, my full length zombie script. ATD is not a sequel, but takes place at the same time as BOU. While BOU takes place on the first day of the outbreak, ATD spans across the first seven days of the outbreak. The script is completely different. I look at BOU as a Troma-esque fun film. ATD is a serious script, there is some humor throughout, but nothing goofy like BOU. In fact, I don't exactly think calling it a zombie script is appropriate. It is a character driven horror film. The zombies are really just a second thought, they set the scenario for what takes place. Anyway, we ran into all kinds of trouble filming and as of right now, ATD is placed on the back burner. Looking at the situation, I have realized that ATD might be a little too ambitious for right now. I flat out love this script. It is definitely my favorite script I have written so far. I want to see this film made, but only when the time is right. For the whole scoop on how we got shit on and fucked over, check out the blog at myspace.com/amongthedeadmovie

Aside from ATD, I co-write a slasher script with my best friend Sam Warnke called Phineas, which is about Phineas Gauge as the killer. For those that don't know who Phineas Gauge is, he was a railroad worker who survived an accident in 1848 where a railroad spike went through his head and severed the two halves of his brain. Even though he survived, he was not able to control his emotions. We watched a shitty dramatization video of this in high school, and pretty much talked about making a slasher script based on Phineas since. Phineas follows a church group of 20-somethings at some cabins on Lake Michigan recently purchased by their church. They are there to tidy up the places and have a run in with some partyers who are camping out on the beach. But something, actually someone, is lurking in the woods...and it's Phineas Gauge. Sure, he died in 1860 and it makes no sense for him to be killings people in 2009, but who the fuck cares? Sam and I talked about this concept for many years, and it more or less came down to what kind of people do we want to kill off. A bunch of Christians came to mind. All I will say is that Phineas is a very ridiculous script filled with tons of blood.

That does it for my full length scripts for now. I have many shorts written, and have begun taking a couple of them past the script stage to the very early pre-production stage. Almost all of them are horror, or at least horror based. I just recently opened a screen printing shop (enter shameless plug here: theoffbeatpress.com) so my time to film has been severely limited. It will happen soon. Since Grindhouse came out, I have had an idea for a fake trailer for film called Sascrotch. I'm not going to say anything more about that, just that I would really like to get around to that soon.

Have you ever considered exploring any other genres besides horror?
For sure. I can say this, horror is the genre I plan on working the most in, but I will definitely dabble outside horror. I have a ton of shorts written, one is a comedy titled 44oz., which is about if forced to, would you rather drink 44oz. of semen or diarrhea. I love comedy. I think comedy is such a great genre, but I feel not many people do it right. I think comedy is hard to pull off. Nowadays so many comedies start out hilarious, but then loose the humor in the third act to get serious and bring together the story. Which can be fine, but the first half and second half feel like completely different scripts. I am a big fan of drama films with the right amount of comedy mixed in. Two examples that come to mind are Stand By Me and The Shawshank Redemption. I would love to make a film on that level someday.

If you are working on some new films, do you plan on using any of the same cast or people that worked on Better Off Undead??

For sure. You will see familiar faces in a lot of projects I do. I can almost promise the main people who worked on BOU will work on most my projects. Whether or not that is in front or behind the camera, time will tell. After all, I know those suckers will work for free.


Where is the one place in the world that you would want to film in the most??

I don't think I have a specific location I'd want to film in. To be honest, I never really thought about it before. Sure, it would be awesome to film on the land where The Evil Dead was filmed, or in Martha's Vineyard where Jaws was shot, just to name a couple.

I know this isn't exactly specific, but I want to film in non-traditional places. In other words;

Fuck Hollywood. Fuck NYC.

Sure those cities offer a lot, blah blah blah, but we've seen it how many times before? I'd like to film in the cities that get overlooked. My dream would be to film a bigger budgeted film in Oshkosh and the Fox Valley. Now when I say "bigger budgeted", I don't mean "big budget". We filmed BOU for $700 for fuck sake, I am not talking Transformers 3 here.

There was some very cool punk rock in your film. What are some bands that you really want to have in any of your upcoming films?

Before I answer that, I want to acknowledge the music that we used. All the music you hear, aside from The Suicide Machines, is from local bands. The Suicide Machines are my favorite band, and I know the singer a bit so one day I wrote to him asking about using a song or two. Instantly, he said yes.

Dale, who plays Chris, is the lead singer for The Lemurs and he told me they wanted to write a song for the film. One day, he tells me about a title the bass player, Crowley, came up with...Better Off Undead. At this point I didn't have a title for the film, even though we were halfway through filming (the working title was Untitled Zombie Story Full of Stupid Dick Jokes written by John Pata). I thought about it for a bit and BOU was so much better than anything I had in mind, I called Crowley and asked for his permission to use the title and said then they get the theme song. And let's face it, that song fucking rocks.

Back to your question, I don't know if I can really answer that because I feel each project warrants its own music. I could easily say I want to use this band or that band, but only if the music fits. From here on out, I only plan on using a song if it fits. I am much more interested in using music composed for the film than trying to fit in a band's song. I think it is safe to say there will always be some sort of punk rock elements to all my films, because punk rock music is what I know, it's what I have spent more than half my life listening to. But I have to face it, I definitely plan on using The Lemurs again. Hell, in my mind, they get dibs at writing songs for all of my bigger projects. Even if it's only used in the ending credits, I will use them somehow. I do like the idea of using as much local bands as possible. As for specific bands, fuck, there's too many. There are some non-punk rock bands I wouldn't mind using; Angry Johnny and The Killbillies, and lately I have been thinking of The Who's "I Can't Explain", I think that song could really add to a scene. I adapted a short story from a Pig Destroyer album that uses The Pixies song "Debaser", which is pretty fucking awesome considering I am a huge Pixies fan.


Any last words?

Did anyone read this entire thing??? Holy fuck, I need to learn to shut up. Jesus. Christ.

First and foremost, thank you Shu, for not only giving me some time here, but for supporting independent cinema.

We are a bunch of schmucks who wanted to have fun and make an attempt at making a film. We did this solely for fun and because we love horror. If any of this sounds interesting, and you wanna find out more and/or check out Better Off Undead, go to myspace.com/better_off_undead or email me at betteroffundead@hotmail.com. We have DVDs and T-shirts for sale, both are 10 bucks each. The DVD comes with over 3 hours of special features, including a 30 minute making-of, 4 commentary tracks, a built in drinking game including a cast and crew commentary of us playing the drinking game. All the money from the DVDs and T-shirts go into our next projects, not our pockets. If your friend(s) have a DVD, make a copy for you and all your friends. We just want people to see what some jackasses in Wisconsin did for fun one summer.

Keep creating and supporting independent horror, and not just horror but everything independent.

Again, thanks Shu for letting me have verbal diarrhea for way too long. You fucking rock buddy. Take care and so long.